January 2012
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“Jellyfishes are 97 per cent water, or something, so how much are they doing?...”
– Karl Pilkington on how jellyfish are useless
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“It’s a trend, it won’t last long… like hummus.”
– Karl Pilkington
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“There’s a restaurant somewhere that sells knobs to eat. Women can’t...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“At the end of the day, if we copy insects… we wouldn’t go far wrong.”
– Karl Pilkington
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rightoutsideyourwindow replied to your quote: The weird thing was, even though I got rid of them…
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“The weird thing was, even though I got rid of them all, you’d be vacuuming...”
– Karl Pilkington on when his dad bought 30 crates of tic tac
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“I’ve always wanted to kick a duck on the arse…”
– Karl Pilkington on what he’d do if he knew the world would end tomorrow
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“I thought about the Big Bang, and wondered if it was really a big bang, or did...”
– Karl Pilkington on the Big Bang
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“I mean, at what point are you all meant to be happy? You’re floating about...”
– Karl Pilkington on the chance to visit space via Vigrin Galactic
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“When the dogs get old, what do you do? Just sort of retire them… Now, I...”
– Karl Pilkington on husky sleigh dogs retiring
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“Who’s come up with that little problem for them? I’ve never heard an...”
– Karl Pilkington on why he can’t call an Eskimo an Eskimo
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“I saw a homeless person. Well, I didn’t see him, I saw… I saw a leg,...”
– Karl Pilkington on seeing a homeless Chinese man
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Bad Wind Katrina
Karl: When, when that wind happened...
Ricky chuckles
Karl: Err... It was like a bad wind thing going on...
Ricky: Hold on, wait a minute. What bad wind?
Karl: Err.. In, in America.
Ricky: Hurricane Katrina?!
Karl: ... yea.
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“Invisibility that I can turn on and off? Right. I’ll have that. I’d...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“But why have I been picked? Can I just say, does anyone else want this? Do you...”
– Karl Pilkington when asked if he could have a super power, what it would be
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“I’ve got a touch of diabetes. I’ll have a bounty, normally that...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“Why are we getting annoyed with badgers? We shouldn’t go into the woods!...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“I might talk to some people on the phone, but then I get bored with that…...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“I never use the car, because what if I lose my parking space?”
– Karl Pilkington on why he does everything by foot
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“But… what I mean is… I don’t know what I mean.”
– Karl Pilkington
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“To me, the sea might as well be another world. In a way, I think that fish sort...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“Chocolate fountains, anything like that, I just go, what are these? Who’s...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“I think trousers are going to be stopped being made. You see kids now,...”
– Karl Pilkington’s future prediction
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“The lake was frozen over, the ducks looked worried. They were just sat there,...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“I’ve tried earplugs to drown out background noise. I didn’t like it...”
– Karl Pilkington on why he uses a vacuum cleaner to drown out background noise to fall asleep
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“Every creature is bigger and angrier than anywhere else on the world. It can be...”
– Karl Pilkington on Australia
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“You’ve got a problem hole in your brain. It’s a standard size on...”
– Karl Pilkington on how problems are forever replaced with other problems in the brain
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“It depends, doesn’t it? If the drug is an aspirin and the monkey has got...”
– Karl Pilkington on aminal drug testing
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“All I’m saying is, bird noises are relaxing… but not for the worm.”
– Karl Pilkington on why bird noises in the park are stressful
“If I was her, I’d rent another baby then. Because, what would come out of...”
– Karl Pilkington on if Steve Merchant and Angelina Jolie got together
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“Being on a plane, lots of leg room. King size twix is massive… you want to...”
– Karl Pilkington on dwarfs
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“It’s like a little Britain’s Got Talent. A little Peter Andre came...”
– Karl Pilkington on Dwarf Village
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“There’s a frog that can kill 1000 men… when you like it’s...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“I don’t even feel English. I feel more Polish. Whenever I walk past...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“My eyes look good. I don’t normally look at myself that much, but...”
– Karl Pilkington on his face with make-up on
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“I’ve learned that… a flea, can jump over the London Eye.”
– Karl Pilkington forgets to get his facts straight
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“What do you mean about eyes facing forward? You mean, before we got here, there...”
– Karl Pilkington misunderstands science
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“If you put an icecube, the size of the Empire State Building, into your glass of...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“We’re all the same… but some age better than others.”
– Karl Pilkington on race
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“When in Rome… I’ll go along with it, I’ll have a pasta. When...”
– Karl Pilkington on eating penis and testicles
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“If you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff…”
– Karl Pilkington
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“The idea is that I am standing here, and I’m blown away now. Well, I am...”
– Karl Pilkington is not impressed with pyramids
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“Are they the oldest thing on the world?”
– Karl Pilkington is not impressed with pyramids
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“Well you’re dead longer than you’re alive, aren’t you?”
– Karl Pilkington
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“When I was younger, I remember once I went to bed and I was so happy that I...”
– Karl Pilkington